Tuesday, March 17, 2009

I will draw the line at Michelle's Melons

Those silly Germans. In a move that would have Jessie and Al screaming racism louder than a crowd of wanna be models awaiting an interview with Tyra or self-professed fat ass Meghan McCain yelling about Laura Ingraham, a frozen food company in the unified Reich has created this:

Sure to be the darling product filling the hard drives of Photoshop shut ins everywhere, this one is too much to resist.

So I didn't:

1 comment:

William Lawson said...

I think they sound yummy. I don't know how practical it would be to name a melon after Michelle (besides, those on her look at little small to be considered melons, at least from down here) but I can see a clear plastic jar of Obama's Nuts. Salted. Germans have the bestest products, along with the Chinese and the Mexicans.