I will draw the line at Michelle's Melons

Those silly Germans. In a move that would have Jessie and Al screaming racism louder than a crowd of wanna be models awaiting an interview with Tyra or self-professed fat ass Meghan McCain yelling about Laura Ingraham, a frozen food company in the unified Reich has created this:

Sure to be the darling product filling the hard drives of Photoshop shut ins everywhere, this one is too much to resist.

So I didn't: