A few tasty links for you to gobble up this week.

Before you swagger up to the table laden with mountains of food this Thursday to engage in the belly busting, gorge fest that has become of Thanksgiving, I thought I would provide a little reading list to peruse in between halves of the football game while in your high caloric tryptophan enduced euphoria:

If you need to catch a plane home from Canada, you will have a lot of room!

These fat folks won't be eating here.

Thank God our country is helping to prevent this situation!
You can help them here.

Nothing says Thanksgiving like a Happy Meal.

Turkey can be expensive. Your meal could break the bank.

Imagine if Pamela Anderson quit writing letters to Obama and sat down for a few real, non-vegan, meals.

I mentioned that we were part of this recipe myself a few posts ago.

Please don't drink and cook.

And since it is a day about fat turkeys.

If you enjoy this Turkey baste blog, you'll gobble up this video!

Sarah Palin is once again catching flack. She steps in front of the cameras to do the typical governor duty of offering a pardon to a turkey before our American holiday of Thanksgiving while the turkeys behind the cameras do their best to find some way to embarrass her.

A poorly located interview at the event is providing the stuffing for anyone who gets in a fowl mood by just looking at her hotness. MSNBC is showing an edited version of the video below and left leaning blogs are cooking up all kinds of stories in a feeding frenzy about the insensitivity of Alaska's leader to the plight of the future center of her kids lunch time sandwhiches. What they felt needed to be edited I've no idea. I am showing the uncut version here. Nothing's being left out of the recipes on my site.

The hysteria is mind boggling and comments on these sites are gobbling up bandwidth at an amazing pace. I guess those concerned with the fate of the feathered entrees have never actually seen someone working. The only thing I find to be concerned about is there is only one guy working? Shouldn't they be upping production this close to Thanksgiving? I hope their orders aren't down this year. God forbid they have to fly to Washington and beg for a bailout. How would they get there? Sarah sold Alaska's jet!

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